Ok - I'm not completely insane. I don't think I'm ever really going to run into my high school crush, Jake Ryan. I mean - what are the odds, right? He's not even acting anymore. According to the expert on all things, Wikipedia, Jake Ryan ...I mean, Michael Schoeffling, quit acting and opened up a woodworking shop in Pennsylvania. Not that I know the address, or anything (insert awkward laugh). Anyway, the possibility of running into your actual high school crush, the one that probably still lives in your home town, is a real motivator for anyone to look good. I have an actual crush that I still see once in a while. It would be a very "Romy and Michele's High School Reunion" kind of a moment if I could look particularly amazing for one of these encounters. I will still be struck dumb and sound like an idiot, which is just the way it is whenever I see this guy, but at least I'll look good.
